"Sleck shug vok," gop flut, jes strowble disclorping ruch illarptacture. Wiss splind miff doilible, grooring "Floke drair weeg snoiggal, feg shrid brost! Clirt splafe scurnly creld grort flamp, dez scight shrong sprell blim troud." Cag stobosaurous smez scrule phantrite hoint thob scray feanlissable wacespink. "Spow frarp chie sprund," shrawed fland cleab. Droy thription ploon scry gurt throrn, frubehabe slared naightentance.

I think I'll get a Nobel prize for literature for that. Thanks to Brian Micklethwait at Samizdata for the vocab.