Life is Tough All Over

A lot of Americans are up in arms (get it?) about the British doctors who are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing. Here at my mother-in-law's we've got a handful of pointy paring knives, and no rounded knives for spreading peanut butter or the overly sweet Duo Penotti that I spread on toast. Not exactly Huevos rancheros.