Congratulations to me! I'm #5 for excessive farting. Although pace Sun Yat-sen, is there such a thing? Gee, talk about deep philosophical questions.

We've made pesto sauce with fresh basil, pine nuts, garlic, and olive oil in the past, but it's only been recently that we've finally figured out how to properly process the basil leaves: they mustn't be chopped too fine. Also, we ran out of pine nuts and used walnuts instead, and we put in more than was called for. That's better than pine nuts, in our book. And my wife minces some habanero peppers for me. And I eat it with Aldi's Parmesan; so sue me. I was worried because garlic makes me fart, I'd give the organist at the concert last night some multi-media competetition (poot!). Not to worry.