So, my wife was diagnosed with Stage IV breast cancer a few months ago.
For some reason I hardly ever dream of her, but last night I dreamt she wasn't paying any attention to me, and I finally found out it was because I was dead.
But then apparently I wasn't dead, but she was having an affair.
Not in real life. As she says of her attachment to me, 你燒成灰我都找得到你. ("Even if you're burnt to ashes, I'll find you.") And vice versa?