Here's Another Conspiracy

Paul Armentano reports on the government's desire to test various bodily fluids, among other things. The claim is that it's about drug testing. Fools! As Alchemical Taoism.com writes, Taoism involves retention of semen and saliva. Are the authorities plotting to siphon off our qi (ch'i 氣) to prevent us from attaining immmortality? This is religious oppression! Or is it worse than I've imagined, and are they trying to steal it from us for their own immortality, like fox spirits (狐狸精)?