Friday's Joke - New jokes every weekday from Sick and Twisted Jokes: "A man goes into a bar and says 'Give me two doubles.'
The bartender says, 'Wow, You must really be thirsty!'
The man says, 'No, I'm celebrating my first blowjob.'
The bartender replies,'Well, in that case, they're on the house!'
The man smiles, 'I just hope it's enough to get the taste out of my mouth!' "