I sympathize with this guy:

Mount Olivet United Methodist Church in Arlington had been playing its new chimes for only a few days before a disheveled man burst into the clergy office and stood at the front desk, breathing hard and wearing nothing but boxer shorts and a sleeveless undershirt.

"He was going crazy. He said it was disturbing his peace," recalled church secretary Tina Marcus. "He wanted to explain his deep, deep concern over the bells ringing."

I couldn't read the end of the article. It's got to make a Poe joke.