ugly baby joke -- Jokes for the week 03/08/04:

A woman gets on a bus and immediately becomes involved in an argument with the driver after he calls her baby ugly.

She pays her fare and storms off to get a seat.

A man asks, "what's the matter love?"

"It's that bloody driver, I've never been so insulted in all my life", she replies.

"Okay" says the man, "you go down there and sort him out and I’ll look after the monkey."